
- AARDVARKING…fucking an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities
- ABSPRITZEN…to ejaculate (German
- AGONY…sexual bliss (Jamaican)
- APPLE DUMPLIN’ SHOP…boobs (archaic English)
- ARBOR VITAE…penis (archaic English)
- BAGPIPING…fucking a man in the armpit (19th-Century British)
- BAWBELS…testicles (archaic English)
- BEAR CLAW…gigantic pussy lips
- BEARD SPLITTER…stud (archaic English)
- BEAT DAT FACE…to fuck and/or receive oral sex (Jamaican)
- BESCHNITTEN…circumcised (German)
- BIT OF RASPBERRY…sexy woman (British)
- BLANKET HORNPIPE…sexual intercourse (archaic English)
- BLOW THE GROUNSILS…sexual intercourse (archaic English)
- BOB TAIL…slutty woman or impotent man (archaic English)
- BOG QUEEN…gay man who cruises public toilets for sex
- BONE SMUGGLER…gay man
- BRONCO…male youth who is extremely vigorous during sex
- BUMBO…vagina (archaic black British)
- BUSHEL BUBBY…big-breasted woman (archaic English)
- BUTTERED BUN…having sex with a woman who has just had sex with another man gives you a “buttered bun” (archaic English)
- CASABAS…breasts
- CAPTAIN IS AT HOME, THE…I’m menstruating
- CAR WASH…blowjob (Canadian)
- CHANGE THE OIL…fuck
- CHICK-A-BIDDY…young slut (archaic English)
- CUNNY-HAUNTED…pussy hound (archaic English)
- COCK WAGON…a car designed to impress women
- CLEANING UP THE KITCHEN…licking an anus before fucking it
- CLEANING ONE’S RIFLE….male masturbation
- CRINKUMS…gonorrhea (archaic English)
- CULO…ass (Spanish)
- DAISY CHAIN…three or more people simultaneously connected by oral sex
- DEALYBOB…clitoris
- DILLY-BOY…male prostitute (British, 1930s)
- DOCK…to fuck
- DOLLYMOPPER…stud (British, 1800s)
- DOODLE SACK…vagina (archaic English)
- DUNG-PUNCHER…gay man (Australian 1960s)
- DUTCH BOY…a gay man who hangs out with lesbians
- EINSTEIN…pubic hair
- ETCH-A-SKETCH…playing with a woman’s nipples
- FLIT…gay man
- FLYCATCHER…vagina
- FONDLING THE FIG…female masturbation
- FRENCHIFIED…infected with an STD (archaic English)
- FROGSKIN…condom (1920s Australia)
- FUSTY LUGGS…a disgusting slut (archaic English)
- FUZZ BUMPER…lesbian
- GLAMITY…vagina (Jamaican)
- GOLDEN WINNEBAGOS…breasts
- GRINDSMAN…stud (Jamaican)
- GUBB…semen
- GUNCH…to fellate
- GWARRY…vagina (South African)
- HASBIAN…ex-lesbian
- HEDGE WHORE…a prostitute who will fuck you anywhere (archaic English)
- HOUSE OF COMMONS…prostitute’s vagina
- HYMIE…anus
- INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT…orgasm
- JAGS…horny (South African)
- KAZOO…ass
- KNISH…vagina (Yiddish)
- LACE CURTAINS…foreskin
- LEATHER CHEERIO…anus
- LESBRO…a male who hangs out with lesbians
- LOOP-DE-LOOP…simultaneous mutual oral sex; 69
- MANTHRAX…semen
- MEAT AND POTATOES…penis and testicles
- MR. MENTION…stud (Jamaican)71. NARROW AT THE EQUATOR…has a tiny penis
- NASH…vagina (Jamaican)
- NULL THE VOID…masturbate
- NUTMEGS…testicles
- PEBBLES…a sexually active underaged female
- PEPPERED…infected with STDs (archaic English)
- PINEAPPLE…a male’s package
- PLAYING CANASTA…eyeballing the crotches of passersby
- PROUD…horny (archaic English)
- PUMPKIN EATER…pedophile
- PUM-PUM…vagina (Jamaican)
- PUNTERS…porn addicts; johns (British)
- ROLFING THE PIGLET…male masturbation
- SCHMECKEL…penis (Yiddish)
- SCROGGING…fucking (archaic English)
- SHAKING HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED…masturbating
- SHEMPING THE HOG…male masturbation
- SLAUGHTERHOUSE…a singles bar that reeks of desperation
- STRAW…a woman skilled at sex; a female who’s good “in the straw” (archaic English)
- STROKE THE BLOKE…masturbate
- TATERS…breasts
- TOPCOAT…condom
- TUNTI…vagina (Jamaican)
- VAGITARIAN…lesbian
- WAGTAIL…a slut (archaic English)
- WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE, TO GO…to fellate
- WESTERN PATIO…flat ass
- WHORE PIPE…penis
- WICKET…vagina (medieval English)
- WINKTEPI…male butt-sex (Lakota Indian
Proclamation News and Gatherence, 100 sexy slang words, which will get you to the point of premature ejaculation.. Sex sells so we intend to carry on selling it. Also to gain a full erected girthed erect stimulated penis, drink a litre of water during the day before you attempt to pummel your wife, gfs velvet love pocket.
Let’s not forget, to give her stimulating foreplay, which will help her reach a full climax. Work on her nerves system. All over body touching, hands, kissing, licking top to toes have full control of the nerves system. Then last not least slowly penetrate her. Anyway and everyway which way possible to you find her favourite penetrating sensation.













